This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Male. Location: USA. Feb 11, 2012 #4. While the topic is up, I've been trying to refind a fic I saw on here a while ago. It involved Harry being thrown into Azkaban for some reason or another, then is let out by Dumbledore. Harry's gone batshit crazy while in prison. While they're (Harry + Dumbledore) in the MoM's office, he reads a newspaper ...he murmured and held out a hand to the brunet. "I suppose not," Harry murmured in return as he took the hand, Draco easily tugging him to his feet. He led the blonde up to the highest room in the boys' tower, and undid the wards on his door. "Habit," he murmured sheepishly as he closed the door after them. "It's not a bad one," Draco replied as ...The Truth Revealed By: phoenixgirl26. When Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year, the truth about his treatment by the muggles is revealed. Single chapter, Warning: slash, some strong language, mentions of abuse and rape. Harry/Fred pairing.linkffn (Seventh Horcrux) A second link in case the command doesn't work. It might be a crackfic but it's definitely an insane Harry story. The idea behind it is that when Voldemort turned Harry into a horcrux the horcrux took over Harry's mind and assumed control. Edit: Also The Denarian Renegade is a really good one.Rune: This isn't a story; it's more a compilation of one-shots that involve Harry and his belief that all 'magical' people are insane asylum escapees (hence the title). Enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. 1988: during the summer of Harry's 8th birthday.Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-47-} The white receded and slightly Older Harry saw yet another scene of himself. Older Harry remembered this. It was only a month ago. He and that wacky Headmaster were sitting in the old timer's office. As usual, the geezer had brought him up to the office with the assurances ...Insane Asylum Escapees. Originally By: RuneWitchSakura, now by Steve2. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Books 1-7.Chapter 6: Plan 'I' for 'Insane' I don't own 'Harry Potter' Note: Beware, this is where the warning at the beginning comes into play. Voldemort isn't going to be some ridiculously difficult person to get rid of, and the way things play out in this chapter and the next will probably annoy more than a few people.To Be Insane, Or Not To Be Insane. A Potions Explosion Followed By A Revealing Bath. By: Roslyn Drycof "Potter and Malfoy, it is the Headmaster's belief that your ahem, conditions will benefit from working together," Professor Snape ordered Monday morning, his voice relaying the fact that he thought Dumbledore's belief was absurd.A Castle of Flowers by Dev Sagittarius Black reviews. An explosion occurs near Harry during the summer before his fifth year, killing everyone but him. And when he wakes up, he has a terrifying power to change everything in existence. Curious and apprehensive, Harry tries to unravel the mystery and master the power.exclaimed Ron. They watched as their friend staggered into the wall next to the magical barrier several times before managing to make it through. Following the young wizard, they found themselves standing on platform 9 ¾. Running across the platform, they managed to catch up with Harry who had ballet danced to the door of the train.Golden Trio and Snape By: Gina555. While patrolling the corridors of Hogwarts, Snape stumbled upon the Golden Trio in a closed women's restroom. It was then that he learned the secret of the boy who survived and radically …"Yeah a raincheck will do." said Harry. As they were walking toward the common room, they saw a black albino tiger chewing on a piece of ice. "What the fuck was that all about?" asked Harry. "I dont really know." replied Ron. "Oh ok I thought you might be related to him or something" said Harry "yeah I understand" said Ron. A/N Dont ask it was ...exclaimed Ron. They watched as their friend staggered into the wall next to the magical barrier several times before managing to make it through. Following the young wizard, they found themselves standing on platform 9 ¾. Running across the platform, they managed to catch up with Harry who had ballet danced to the door of the train.Bella froze, holding her daughters unconcious form to her, as a peculiar grinding noise came from over her head. As the chandelier fell, Bellatrix screamed and flung herself out of the way. Glass flew everywhere as the light fell on Hermione and Griphook. Bella saw Ron go in and pull her daughter from the wreckage.Welcome to r/HarryPotter, the place where fans from around the world can meet and discuss everything in the Harry Potter universe! Be sorted, earn house points, take classes with our fine Hogwarts staff, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best, and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression.The man's a known Death Eater and the man who betrayed Lily and James Potter to You-Know-Who in the first place. Harry Potter is no Light wizard," another student wearing Ravenclaw's blue and silver stated. The young Firstie looked back to see her once hero figure completely disappear into the shadows.The Truth Revealed By: phoenixgirl26. When Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year, the truth about his treatment by the muggles is revealed. Single chapter, Warning: slash, some strong language, mentions of abuse and rape. Harry/Fred pairing.Chapter 21: The Minds of the Criminally Insane. Harry woke what seemed to be a few short hours later, feeling rather comfortable and warm. Tepid sunlight splayed across his face, begging to open his wary eyes. I must be dead, was Harry's first conclusion as to why he felt so peaceful.Disclaimer: don't own Harry Potter etc… and any quote you recognise. Harry bolted up in bed running his hand through his hair, trying to shake the incredibly random dream from his mind. "Thank Merlin it was just a dream" he sighed. Then something caught his eye. He looked down at the side of his bed and blinked. "Are you sure it was just a ...Harry Potter reacts much differently to the Dementor attack on his cousin and it causes a cascade of changes in the lives of everyone he knows. He runs away to France to escape the English Ministry's bias and gets a solicitor (lawyer) to deal with his legal issues. Part one of a book 5 re-write that can be read stand-alone. Featuring: Snape's POV. People …The Insider Trading Activity of Potter Beth on Markets Insider. Indices Commodities Currencies StocksInsane Lord Mortem by The Feisty Rogue reviews. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.Jun 14, 2016 · Insane Lord Mortem By: The Feisty Rogue. Harry Potter is the sole survivor of the apocalypse, so using his power as Master of Death he decides to go back to save the world. Unfortunately becoming the sole survivor of an apocalypse leaves a person rather unstable, and Harry gets up to some curious shenanigans.But don't flame, it's a pointless little activity that just makes me laugh. Insane Pleasures. Chapter 1. Harry Potter, brother of the boy who lived. Well, when you remembered that he existed. He was top of his class, had never been in a detention, star seeker of his house team, most sought-after boy in the his year.The Gryffindor-Slytherin rivalry is the most intense ever, as the bitter rivals struggle to win their last House and Quidditch Cups. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, or the setting, but I do own the plot. Chapter 1: That crazy insane old codger. Harry Potter, seventeen-year-old wizard sat down in anticipation as he waited for his ...SBHP. How much can one person take? Rated: Fiction M - English - Harry P., Sirius B. - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: Dec 13, 2007 - Status: …I was looking for a dad snape fic when they weren’t common and i found a really fucked up one where a janitor at Harry’s muggle school before hogwarts was a pedo and when the dursleys thought about the way he looked at Harry and they realized that they kept making Harry walk to school and let Dudley ride with them and Harry got kidnapped mentally physically and sexually abused by the ...From the Abyss Chapter 1: Breaking the Chains, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction. Books Harry Potter. From the Abyss By: Ruskbyte. Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge.Absolutely nonsensical pairing - Lavender Brown/Tom Riddle - chucked into a common for the fandom trope - Time Travel - with a small twist - post-hogwarts, pre-voldemort; late 40s, Borgin & Burkes employee Tom era - and a nice dash of character exploration. It categorises itself as mystery, which is true.FanFiction | unleash ... Harry Potter was born a twin, and his brother was named a savior. Now, he has a final fight against Voldemort. Not for the world, not for his family, but just to see if he can. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P ...Insane Dreams- Prologue. -----. Cold snow drifted slowly over the grounds of Hogwarts, covering everything in a blanket of white, adding even more to the fairy tale-like atmosphere. Sadly though, only a few teachers remained during the holidays to see the beauty of a white Christmas at Hogwarts: Headmaster Albus Dumbledore, Poppy Pomfery ...A Castle of Flowers by Dev Sagittarius Black reviews. An explosion occurs near Harry during the summer before his fifth year, killing everyone but him. And when he wakes up, he has a terrifying power to change everything in existence. Curious and apprehensive, Harry tries to unravel the mystery and master the power.Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling. A novel virus, causing severe neurological symptoms reminiscent of fictional 'zombie' behavior, has been identified by health authorities. The virus, which was first detected in a small, remote village, has begun to spread to neighboring regions, inciting widespread concern.Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry Site: [fanfiction.net] ... Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused. Site: [fanfiction.net][140563569786440: ...It had been a week since Bellatrix found out it was Harry Potter in the other cell. And she could safely say, he was in constant hell. She doesn't know what the Dementors were doing. But it seemed to cause constant pain to him. And when he described the pain, she took in a sharp intake of breath. He just described the cruciatus curse.Serial Killer Harry Potter. Prompt: Hermione is killed during their time on the run and Harry loses his mind to his rage and grief, killing everyone. The remaining Death Eaters band together to save Hermione somehow to avert Harry becoming a Dark Wizard the likes of which Riddle dreamed of. 12 Short Harmony Stories 💕.Joanne (J.K.) Rowling has written and subsequently published the seven books in the “Harry Potter” series, two novels for adults (one under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith), supplem...Remus Lupin could be described as a simple man with a simple schedule – but a complicated life. First, it was his lycanthropy that threatened to ruin him. He was able to live with it and continue on. Next, it was the loss of his best friends. He learned to accept their faith and let his life go on.linkffn (Dreams and Darkness Collide) - mediocre Quidditch-department worker Harry is secretly a high profile serial killer. All for the greater good of course. keeps it a secret from all of his friends, including Ron and Hermione. Harry's saving-people-thing gone rogue."HARRY!" Poppy screeched when she heard his pain filled scream. She watched with horror covering her face as Harry suddenly disappeared, almost like he had touched a portkey. "ALBUS!" she screamed before she fainted.-----Harry felt himself thrown to the ground and lay there, his battered body limp as he tried to orient himself. "Shit, what ...Asylum. Chapter 1: Prologue. It was a beautiful night, not too hot and not too cold. The stars twinkled in the endless dark blue sky and the moon was full and shining happily in the distance. The houses of Little Whinging Surrey lined up all looking exactly the same on Private Drive.None of them knew what it was like to be clinically insane. None of them, not a single one of them knew what it was like to have Lord Voldemort inside of your head On. A. Daily. Basis. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Horror - Harry P., Ginny W. - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 15, 2009 - Status: Complete ...Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. ... Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry Site: [fanfiction.net][140233178289376:site] | Category: ...Ron: *cries over Harry's dead body*. Lord Voldemort: *grumble* Fine. I don't know why you told me to kill him in the first place if you're crying your eyes out over him. *waves wand*. **big flash of light**. **Harry rises from the ground like a dead zombie**. **Harry shakes his head and turns back to normal**.Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 Harry is sent back from the Battle of Hogwarts to the Battle of the Department of Mysteries and immediately proceed to save Sirius, accidently taking his place in the Veil of Death instead. He manage to find his way out half-an-hour later but, by then, everyone believe him to be dead.Harry Potter decided to listen to his instincts and when he did, he finally got the life he always hoped to have. Chapter one. Even though Harry Potter was furious that Ron Weasley, his so called best friend, believed he entered the triwizard tournament, Harry couldn't believe how many others also thought he did.Harry was on his walk with Luna when the insane asylum escapee with the red doo and nose ran out of the woods with some of his crew behind him, and shot Harry with that modified stick taser. Harry saw himself slump over, stunned more than likely, and the other goons run off towards the castle. He saw Luna kneel down and put his head in her lap.Books Harry Potter. Insane Asylum Escapees By: RuneWitchSakura. This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.Insane Asylum Escapees By: Lucillia. Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven ...I was looking for a dad snape fic when they weren’t common and i found a really fucked up one where a janitor at Harry’s muggle school before hogwarts was a pedo and when the dursleys thought about the way he looked at Harry and they realized that they kept making Harry walk to school and let Dudley ride with them and Harry got kidnapped mentally physically and sexually abused by the ...Harry was on his walk with Luna when the insane asylum escapee with the red doo and nose ran out of the woods with some of his crew behind him, and shot Harry with that modified stick taser. Harry saw himself slump over, stunned more than likely, and the other goons run off towards the castle. He saw Luna kneel down and put his head in her lap.Cold beads of sweat clung to his face and his hair as result from his nightmare, the same nightmare that plagued his dreams since that night at the Ministry of Magic. Harry glanced at the flashing red numbers of his clock before crawling out of bed. 6:00 a.m., he would need to wake up in another hour anyway.Harry plopped onto an open seat at the Gryffindor table between Ron and Luna, who had taken to eating with the Gryffindors on a semi-regular basis. Hermione, sat opposite, immediately began to question Harry on his health. "I'm fine, Hermione," Harry interrupted her. "Really.I want to know what you like and what you don't like. But don't flame, it's a pointless little activity that just makes me laugh. Insane Pleasures. Chapter 1. Harry Potter, brother of the boy who lived. Well, when you remembered that he existed. He was top of his class, had never been in a detention, star seeker of his house team, most sought ...They both got on their broomsticks and started to fly. Ron had been to Hermione's house many times before, so Harry followed him there. They landed in the front yard, abandoned their brooms on the lawn, and rushed to the front door. Mrs. Granger came to the door a few minutes after Ron had rang the doorbell.Title: Insane (BD) Rating: T Pairing(s)/Character(s): Blaise/Daphne Warnings: None Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it. Word Count: 115 Notes: This collection will feature 365 chapters, with 365 prompts.Hoping to finish it within 2017. The chapters will feature two pairings at a time, for 37 chapters, and then change to two …None of them knew what it was like to be clinically insane. None of them, not a single one of them knew what it was like to have Lord Voldemort inside of your head On. A. Daily. Basis. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Horror - Harry P., Ginny W. - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: May 15, 2009 - Status: Complete ...That Harry's baby soul was overpowered by Voldemort's soul shard when Voldemort tried to kill baby Harry and failed. It's not that Harry's insane (I mean he is, but not in the way you're telling) and thinks that he's the Dark Lord, he quite literally IS the Dark Lord AKA Voldy. It's his (Voldemort's) soul in Harry's body.Harry Potter Goes Bat-Crap Insane. by Benji The Vampire Confuser. Based on characters and situations created by J.K. Rowling. It all happened so fast, that no one, least of all Harry, was quite sure how it began. Though to be perfectly honest, Harry's thoughts were somewhat jumbled now anyway. But according to witnesses, it happened like this ...Golden Trio and Snape By: Gina555. While patrolling the corridors of Hogwarts, Snape stumbled upon the Golden Trio in a closed women's restroom. It was then that he learned the secret of the boy who survived and radically changed his attitude towards him. Warning: spanking.Ron: *cries over Harry's dead body*. Lord Voldemort: *grumble* Fine. I don't know why you told me to kill him in the first place if you're crying your eyes out over him. *waves wand*. **big flash of light**. **Harry rises from the ground like a dead zombie**. **Harry shakes his head and turns back to normal**.Harry screamed falling extremely fast towards a miniscule dot. "Oh don't worry" the girl said waving a hand around as she lay on her back looking up at Harry. "Worry is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere" she then mimicked a rocking chair while smoking an invisible pipe.Remus Lupin could be described as a simple man with a simple schedule – but a complicated life. First, it was his lycanthropy that threatened to ruin him. He was able to live with it and continue on. Next, it was the loss of his best friends. He learned to accept their faith and let his life go on.Insane!Intelligent!Harry and Hermione. Dom!Harry/Sub!Male!Harem, OCs and OOCness. Creature!Harry,Voldemort,Lucius,Draco,OC. Rated: Fiction M - …Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. {-46-} The white receded and Older Harry saw yet another scene of himself. Oh, that's right, Older Harry realized. It was during that meeting with the insane asylum escapee. A quick montage followed where Harry saw his younger self face slap, fist donk, and otherwise poke the ...216 votes, 63 comments. 119K subscribers in the HPfanfiction community. For discussion of Harry Potter fanfiction. —— Join our discord server… Skip to main content. Open menu Open navigation Go to Reddit Home. r/HPfanfiction A chip A close button. Get app Get the Reddit app Log In Log in to Reddit. Expand user menu Open settings menu. Log In / …The Boss By: Nemesis13. Being the Boss was nothing like what people thought it was supposed to be. You had to deal with people far crazier and smarter than you to run your organization, along with the expectation that you somehow keep up with them. Harry wasn't a dullard by any standard, but the simple fact that the women in his life drove him ...HARRY POTTER AND THE SUMMER THAT CHANGED HIS LIFE. CHAPTER 1:THE TRAIN RIDE TO HELL. Harry sat quietly in an compartment on the Hogwarts Express on the way back to Kings Cross Stations at the end of his fifth year,with Charlie and Bill Weasley as his escorts. After travelling for about half an hour Harry drifted away into his thoughts .... Jelly beans are involved. Harry Potter and theRemus Lupin could be described as a simple man For fantasy fans, it’s been disheartening and disappointing to see J.K. Rowling’s recent lack of respect for the trans community. Seeing Rowling’s transphobic tweets and comments l...HARRY'S FOURTH YEAR. Chapter 1: On the train. It was the first Saturday in September so Harry, Hermione and Ron were on the train to their fourth year at Hogwarts after the summer holidays. The main topic of conversation was the Quiddich World Cup that they had been to watch with the Weasleys. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T China is pulling out all the stops as it searches for new ways to communicate its displeasure with Japan after prime minister Shinzo Abe visited a controversial war memorial last w...There Harry gets to know Luna better and finds himself falling for her. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,279 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: May 19, 2010 - Published: Dec 9, 2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete. In the Lost and Found by chromate reviews. One thing ran through her head, spinning around in an indis...
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